Easter Bacon

            image by Mr. Usaji                                                                       

No, not Kevin Bacon. The GOOD kind!!

I love Iron Chef America, but not enough to watch it when it airs. So as a result I recorded it and was pleasantly surprised today. Battle Bacon. Um… hell yeah. Now I was hoping the Iron Chef was Michael Symon ’cause my man loves the pig, but I knew from the info it was Bobby Flay vs Chef Sursur Lee. Oh well.

Now Alton Brown is great with his quotes and great background info, this show he even whipped out the pig diagram. Hilariously, he said one of the funnier things to pass his lips in some time. He notices Flay’s sous using a technique he called, and I quote, “spanking the pomengranate”. I want it on an apron, a t shirt, whatever.

Everything was wrapped in something fun, whether it was caul fat, bacon, scallops and more bacon. I wanna be mummified in caul fat. It sounds delightful.

Guest judge Mo Rocca thought Canadian Chef Lee should feed his bacon dishes to Celine Dion. I’m thinking a more bacon filled Celine might make her more tolerable.

The special ingredient was bacon, I don’t really remember what happened to the other components of the dishes.

Oh yeah, the battle ended in a draw. Bacon = Everyone wins

Update: Just found this crazy, high-larious bacon dish called the Bacon Explosion. Where was that on Iron Chef? Amateur night at the FoodNetwork apparently.

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