TV is the new battlefield
Head To Head January 11th, 2009
Alton Brown’s Welch’s Grapejuice Commercial vs Guy Fieri’s TGIFriday’s
Now Alton looks so damn cute using a bunch of words I don’t know and he managed to drag a chalkboard along so we realize we can’t spell them either. At least I can’t.
Guy Fieri is EVERYWHERE!! Yet I am still not sick of him. How can this be?
Welch’s went extreme from cute little kids to aging food nerd. Very geek chic.
TGIFriday’s is still TGIFriday’s. Oprah couldn’t save the food there.
I want to frolic in the vineyard with Alton. We could throw grapes at one another and then spin round and round till we both fall down in fits of giggles.
Guy’s colorist is working overtime. That blond don’t grow on trees or out of heads.
Our pick: Alton. Have you NOT seen Good Eats? He could be peddling Chia herbs made by migrant children and I would still pick him.
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January 15th, 2009 at 10:13 PM
okay, i have a secret. i actually like guy’s in the kitchen show. he makes some interesting things. but i totally hate him in any other circumstance.
alton is amazing. although his new hair MUST GO.
January 16th, 2009 at 9:44 AM
As long as you think Alton is amazing you can like whatever you want. But who doesn’t like Alton Brown? But yeah, his hair is a hot mess. What’s left of it.