On top of a chef
Food Tube January 22nd, 2009
image by Mykl Roventine
No surprise here, Leah and Hosea hooked up! Oh wait, I’m talking about a cooking show, right? The producers at Top Chef should get the cocks out of their mouths and see what they are doing to the fans of this show. I barely remember any cooking. The Cheaters Who Will Never Prosper were all over the screen.
Everyone is upset at the duo for throwing Ariane under the bus. They have no other choice but to take solice in one another’s arms. Yuck, blow me. I did laugh when Hosea saw the camera and shoved Leah’s head away. The episode became about how the hook up threw them off their game, well don’t be a skank! Repent on your own time, I wanna see some good food. I can’t wait to see Leah in a spread in Maxim, “Ladies of the Night-time Reality TV”.
Why is it when someone does one dish well, they get suckered into doing it again, just to fall flat? (i.e., Ariane and the lamb) Carla took a ride on the pastry bus and I think she kind of lost it at judge’s table. I love her spirit, but first should come the food. She didn’t try to blame anyone, but instead brought out her alter ego Ms. Sassafrass. She was mouthy and practically yelling her responses. No doubt a product of her nervousness. I have to admit, yogurt soup, yeah… not so much.
Toby Young was pretty quiet with the mouth junk. He made one metaphor and all you had to do was look at Tom’s face to see what an idiot he thinks he is. I wish Young would just be a smart guy who knows about food rather then a pompous guy who thinks he’s a Hollywood star. You were a contestant on a reality cooking show as well you twat!! He slowly loses my respect when he won’t own to being himself versus what he thinks he is. Just take a look at his blog. Holy ego Batman.
I’m less excited each week to watch the show. The food is not that great and neither are the plot lines. Rhadika was sent home and I didn’t even care. Usually I am gutted by each dismissal. Why don’t they just can this season and name Toby Young the winner. He wouldn’t mind.
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