I am a graceful swan
image by Rhys Jones Photography
Yesterday was no me gusta, no me gusta indeed. I had decided to eat the rest of my delicious cheeseburger with no longer crispy chips. Apparently breathing and eating are two things I can’t do at the same time. I almost choked to death on my lunch. Alone. I had to run into the couch to get the stuff out of my throat, after which I threw up on the floor. I cleaned my mess and then I finished the rest of the burger. It still tasted pretty good.
While recovering I decided to start taping one of the spare rooms we are painting. Yeah… that didn’t work out to well either. I am 5’1″. I need a step stool. But falling off of the step stool was not in the cards. I was done. I curled up and died a little on the couch.
Later that night Beau was sweet enough to take me out for some cheer me up drinks. Woo I am a cheap date now!! I can usually put away close to a dozen in a night. I made it to 3 before I felt like I was going to up chuck. It was nice to be out and I was strong enough to not order any bar food. This girl likes her bar food.
I woke up this morning feeling different. I had a bitchin headache, but I was in a great mood. Then I went to get a snack and I am now laid up with a sprained knee. I tripped and stumbled down the stairs. I need rubber soles on my feet. Happy Friday and stay safe.
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By LiLu, February 20, 2009 @ 3:11 PM
If it makes you feel better, I stuck my hand in the toilet water today. That I had already peed in.
I’m a champion.
Happy weekend!
By Jesse, February 23, 2009 @ 10:01 AM
Hahaha, yeah… I dunno how many times I’ve almost choked on my meals on the account of me guzzling it down too quickly. XD Glad to hear you’re in a great mood despite the headache…
By k8, February 25, 2009 @ 12:47 PM
Preaching to the choir there, girlie. Things jump out at me all the time, I am covered in permanant bruises.
Oh, and I fell and broke my leg in a parking lot once.