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I am eating a bowl of about 10 raw button mushrooms.  I have already eaten 3 apples.  I am doing okay so far.  Hydrating is the name of the game and this game fucking SUCKS!!  But I am being careful and reading everything I can about juice fasting.  All I can do is stay focused and try and not eat the fridge.  The beautiful, beautiful fridge.  So strong and big and full.  Full of delicious things that are calling at me as I type.  But I am strong dammit.  STRONG. 

What I’ve eaten so far:  3 apples.  10 mushrooms. 

What I wish I was eating:  A roast beef and cheese sandwich.  Horseradish cream.  Wheat bread.  (sigh)

It is no surprise to me that the day I start this juice thang, Denny’s is giving away free food. “Hey there lady who can’t eat anything but fruit and veg, we are giving away pancakes and bacon!” It’s like they are giving me the finger. It hurts.

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